Sega fucking Racing Something - the Definitive Review
Friday, January 29th, 2010When Markting Goes Wrong!
“What can we call this game? It has all of Sega’s characters in it. It’s fucking AWESOME.”
“Let’s call it Sega All-Stars Racing!”
“FUCK YEAH! I fucking love Sega, or what Sega used to stand for, let’s totally cash in on that love.”
“Shit to gosh, I forgot! Everyone hates Sega now! What will we do?”
“Kids are still buying those terrible Sonic games, let’s call it Sonic Racing!”
“Don’t be a fucking tool, then they’ll think it’s just Sonic characters, the least interesting characters in Sega’s entire history of sweet sweet love.”
“Ok, let’s call it Sonic And Sega All-Stars Racing!”
*cue six month long discussion on why it’s wrong because Sonic is part of Sega, and so the name makes no sense*
“Look, if it’s got fucking Sonic in the title it’ll sell a million more, and if we call it Sega something people will buy it just because it has VF characters in it. I’m the boss, that’s how it’s going down.”
It actually has got Akira in it. I think we’re done here.
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