The X-Factor game tracklisting in full
“Paparazzi” - Lady Gaga
“Evacuate The Dancefloor” - Cascada
“Beautiful Day” - U2
“Call Me” - Blondie
“Fireflies” - Owl City
“Don’t You (Forget About Me)” - Simple Minds
“Heavy Cross” - Gossip
“Radio Ga Ga” - Queen
“Oops I Did It Again” - Britney Spears
“Light My Fire” - The Doors
“Back To Black” - Amy Winehouse
“Teenage Kicks” - The Undertones
“Ruby” - Kaiser Chiefs
“You’re Beautiful” - James Blunt
“Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” - Kylie Minogue
“Rio” - Duran Duran
“I Want You Back” - Jackson 5
“Always Be My Baby” - Mariah Carey
“Doesn’t Mean Anything” - Alicia Keys
“She’s The One” - Robbie Williams
“Up” - The Saturdays
“22″ - Lily Allen
“All Night Long” - Lionel Richie
“Release Me” - Agnes Carlsson
“Boys & Girls” - Pixie Lott
“Break Your Heart” - Taio Cruz
“In Your Arms” - Stanfour
“So Soll Es Bleiben” - Ich & Ich
Are you fucking shitting me?! What the fuck is this lazy fucking slap in the face that’s being pushed on us? I can’t remember any of these songs appearing on The X-Factor ever. AND Baby Hit Me One More Time is forever Darius Danesh’s song from Popstars. And who wants to remember that dislikeable cunt even a minute longer than necessary?
There’s surely not an X-Factor fan in the country that isn’t crying into their parents’ genitals right now over not getting to sing The Climb, Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me, Over The Rainbow or even the massively over-exposed Don’t Stop Believin’. What kind of fucking high-trousered cunt would do this to us?
I’m not paying a penny over £30 for the Joe McElderry DLC.