Affectionate Diary

Sometimes, you know a game stinks within seconds. This is one of those times.

Imagine you’re playing Tetris, but holding down on the dpad doesn’t drop your piece. Instead, a face button does. The face button that you’d normally use on any other game to rotate your piece.

Imagine you’re playing Dr Mario, but your pieces are three bits long, not two, and the playing field has half the depth, meaning you have less time to plan and react.

Imagine every single image looks like someone with advanced Parkinsons Syndrom has drawn it with crayons and then had the art team from Neopets fine tune the image.

Now imagine that I couldn’t even be fucked to find out what the fucking RPG dressing is on this cock sucker because I’ve got Peacewalker sitting ready to go.

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