“You heard the music, you know the dance.”
It’s like a line from The Legend of Chun Li, that’s how bad it is, and you hear it within minutes of starting Halo ODST.
How fucking arrogant is Halo ODST? Seriously. I’m ten minutes in and it’s spouted a bullshit opening sequence at me, put me in a dull environment, added some stupid fucking visor mechanic that makes me constantly switch between visual modes only to realise that there’s no point in not having it on all the time, and then made me wander around without direction stumbling across boring minor encounters. It’s like they’ve said FUCK YOU, SUKI. You’ll play this fucking shit cos it’s Halo and you’ll like it, whether or not you like it. We don’t care if you have a shit time at first, because you’ll just play it! All the way! I hate Burnout with a passion, but at least Criterion know how to open. It was there I stopped playing and went back to Batman’s Challenge modes.
Why the fuck would Bungie buy back their company to put this out? This is like when George Michael fought Sony for years to free himself from his contract so that he could make the kind of music he wanted to make, and then his big fuck you to the suits was to put out a Greatest Hits album. At least he had the audacity to suck a policeman’s cock. Bungie haven’t even got the balls to do that.