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Are you the UK’s best Nintendo gamer?

What the fuck is this? Who can do the most press-ups? Who can win games designed to be won randomly? I’m well fucking fit and can do all the times tables, so I reckon I’d ace this. Unless any 12-year-olds enter, obviously, because they can probably do more sit ups and my seven times table is a bit iffy between the sixes and eights.

Batman rant to follow!

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2 Responses to “Are you the UK’s best Nintendo gamer?”

  1. Boss Nonnu Says:
    September 28th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    So, so, so horrible. Horrible. Should have been a Pokemon battle followed by completing a fresh Bangai-o Spirits save in under an hour.

  2. Suki Says:
    September 28th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    They have no skill-based games. Nothing they do is about being competitive, so why have a skill-based competition? As the Americans would say, that shit is retarded.

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