It’s fucking BRILLIANT and really helps me to express myself. A lot of people use all caps too much in that they don’t really speak all loud and shouty all the time, BUT I DO! ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
So it’s ok for me to use it. But don’t let my excessive use detract from the emphasis I’m trying to make when I say -
BOSS NONNU YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU DIDN’T EVEN PUT A HEADER ON THAT LAST POST. Jesus, how are we supposed to sell this site for £600 million if you can’t even get the fucking headers working. Ok, so I fucked up the image for Jeffry before and couldn’t get it to work, but you did that DS code H/\xx0R thing yesterday so you’ve got no excuses.
Also, those brainless chumps over at NetDevil, the makers of the FUCKING AMAZING Auto Assault (please contact for permission to quote me on the box), have had the audacity to beat my Geometry Wars high score. I played for a whole twenty minutes last night and couldn’t beat them so they must be better than me. Definitely not as good looking though - I’ve met them.
Some real gaming stuff, I suppose, beyond the shouting -
Guild Wars is officially Back. On.
And by that I mean my foray back into WoW has died. Again. It’s a love/hate thing, I’ll be back on WoW like Boss Nonnu on crack within a month, no doubt, but for the moment it’s most definitely skill over grind. Don’t get me wrong, the grind is good - I’m playing Bejewelled Endless for crying out loud - but its place is very specific: when your brain is too tired to do anything else. And my energy is BACK and it’s BAD. So I need something a little more demanding than pressing the same three keys over and over again and Guild Wars gives me that. It doesn’t give me crafting and living, breathing world, which is a shame, but you can’t have everything. With a bit of luck someone will combine the combat code from Guild Wars with the world of WoW and the looks of Lineage II and create The Best MMO Ever and then we all win. Until then, only some of us win. And that’s everyone in Japan who has access to the VF5 playtesting sessions. Cunts.
I have just been offered a whole tube of Pringles if I go to a friend’s house and watch him play Devil May Cry 3. He hasn’t said what flavour though. I mean, I’m not doing it for salt and vinegar, that’s for sure.