Archive for September, 2008

Our New Review System - The Definitive Review

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

The thing about regular review scores is, everything gets a seven. At most, maybe like a 10. I suppose if you want to nit pick, you could say that some games could get a score as low as a one. If you’re rocking percentages then every score is less than one, unless you score 100 per cent, in which case that score is a one in pure mathematical terms. And you can’t fuck with maths - just ask Stephen Hawkings. He’s still in a wheel chair, and he’s done LOADS of algebra.

Graphics - every civilisation ever has drawn numbers - 13
Sounds - that BT tune is the fucking BOMB - 21
Lastability - the numbers literally go on forever - 21
Overall (not an average) - 832040

A Revolution In Scoring Systems: The Definitive Review

Monday, September 29th, 2008

How to get whatever you want from the Homeroom

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Things to do in Disgaea when you’re on your exercise bike just chilling for four hours on the lowest resistance setting

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Disgaea 3 - the definitive review

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Bangai-O Sprites: The Exclusive Definitive Review

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008