Our New Review System - The Definitive Review
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008The thing about regular review scores is, everything gets a seven. At most, maybe like a 10. I suppose if you want to nit pick, you could say that some games could get a score as low as a one. If you’re rocking percentages then every score is less than one, unless you score 100 per cent, in which case that score is a one in pure mathematical terms. And you can’t fuck with maths - just ask Stephen Hawkings. He’s still in a wheel chair, and he’s done LOADS of algebra.
Graphics - every civilisation ever has drawn numbers - 13
Sounds - that BT tune is the fucking BOMB - 21
Lastability - the numbers literally go on forever - 21
Overall (not an average) - 832040