Affectionate Diary

Since I didn’t bother to whack a comma in there I have essentially instructed you to welcome Dr Century, Affectionate Diary’s newest member. The irony is that Dr Century doesn’t even have a member. That’s right! She’s a real life bitch!

We’re not sexist here at Affectionate Diary. That’s why we’ve let Dr Century take time out from washing the dishes and bleeding so that she can come on here and rant about fucking make up and other shit that women think about. She’ll probably only talk about RPGs, because that’s all women seem to play, though there’s NO WAY her Disgaea team is a patch on ours. No doubt FFVII was the best and oh! She cried.

Hahaha! That’s how we laughed here at Affectionate Diary when I suggested we get a girl to join our ranks. That’s because actually, we are sexist. Girls can’t fucking play games. Have you ever been in a ranked match and played against a girl? EXACTLY. There’s only that Kage player’s FIT Japanese girlfriend who’s any good, and even she can’t beat her (male) boyfriend. So we won’t have them here either. GIRLS FUCK OFF.

Anyway, Dr Century is here. Expect our monthly post rate to literally double (to two). Now THAT’S value for money.