Jeffry McWild - the definitive review
Friday, November 11th, 2005
Jeffry McWild - 100/10
McWild is, without a shadow of doubt, what we would all choose as our surname if we were given the choice. It says two things -
1. I am of Scottish descent.
2. I am FUCKING AMAZING in bed.
Many people would probably argue that they’re one and the same thing. But those people wouldn’t be able to be Scottish, black AND be able to fight sharks. Like this picture. I mean, LOOK AT HIM! I’ve got an erection and I’m not even gay. His stats -
Country: Australia
Birthday: 1957.02.20
Sex: Male
Blood Type: A
Hobby: Reggae Music
Stature: 183 cm
B/W/H: 121/93/97
Weight: 111 kg
Occupation: Fisherman
Fighting Style: Pancratium
It gets better. He’s only fighting in the tournament to get enough money together so that he can finish building his boat. Once it’s finished, he’s going to sail the seas looking for the shark that killed his friend! Obviously not the shark in the picture above. That shark is long dead.
His hobby is reggae music. I’ve met him and when I asked him what his favourite reggae music was he said “anything but Ziggy Marley”. Which is fair enough.
Jeffry McWild - 100/10