Comments on: Me And My Kamatari: The Definitive Review http://www.affectionatediary.com/?p=429 A load of rubbish from the minds of substandard humans and/or videogames experts. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:18:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: Boss Nonnu http://www.affectionatediary.com/?p=429#comment-45429 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:04:20 +0000 http://www.affectionatediary.com/?p=429#comment-45429 ENDLESS MODE! And ffs Ura. Six months and you're still a fucking noob. ENDLESS MODE!

And ffs Ura. Six months and you’re still a fucking noob.

]]> by: Suki http://www.affectionatediary.com/?p=429#comment-45427 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:40:14 +0000 http://www.affectionatediary.com/?p=429#comment-45427 It's not a joke. We are actually providing the definitive review in each case. If you check our manifesto back in the first ever post you'll see that that's just what we do. That's why we have the largest readership on the internet. It’s not a joke. We are actually providing the definitive review in each case. If you check our manifesto back in the first ever post you’ll see that that’s just what we do. That’s why we have the largest readership on the internet.

]]> by: Ura Akira http://www.affectionatediary.com/?p=429#comment-45425 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:01:29 +0000 http://www.affectionatediary.com/?p=429#comment-45425 So if I just gloss over the fact that I well did this ages ago, I just didn't call it the definitive review because that's your joke, you're so wrong about the controls. While I'll agree that the basic Katamari controls have always been admirably rubbish, they were made by a Japanese man, and one of them made Resident Evil, so they've managed worse. But more - much more! - they are much better than the PS2/360 controls. Definitely. More immediate and responsive. Also, because you play the PSP with headphones on, you get all that beautiful mega music - including the totally sweet Ridge Racers tune song thing remix - smashed into your ears in glorious clarity-o-vision. Which is great. Which you missed because you play your PSP silently, because you are a heretic and a blasphemer against Sony, hallowed by its name, for ever and ever, amen. It's blatant the best PSP game till it's finished. Your complaints are merely stereotypical reinforcements of your bitter old man syndrome. Go paint a wall, you drug addled trout. GOOD: Everything BAD: Eventually it ends 11/10 So if I just gloss over the fact that I well did this ages ago, I just didn’t call it the definitive review because that’s your joke, you’re so wrong about the controls. While I’ll agree that the basic Katamari controls have always been admirably rubbish, they were made by a Japanese man, and one of them made Resident Evil, so they’ve managed worse.

But more - much more! - they are much better than the PS2/360 controls. Definitely. More immediate and responsive.

Also, because you play the PSP with headphones on, you get all that beautiful mega music - including the totally sweet Ridge Racers tune song thing remix - smashed into your ears in glorious clarity-o-vision. Which is great. Which you missed because you play your PSP silently, because you are a heretic and a blasphemer against Sony, hallowed by its name, for ever and ever, amen.

It’s blatant the best PSP game till it’s finished. Your complaints are merely stereotypical reinforcements of your bitter old man syndrome. Go paint a wall, you drug addled trout.

GOOD: Everything
BAD: Eventually it ends

11/10

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